Wedding Speech and Toast Writing Services

Don’t know how to nail your wedding toast? That’s ok. I do.

As a living, breathing version of Katherine Heigl’s character from the movie 27 Dresses, I can help you make the most of any toast—or roast (if that’s what you’re going for).

Come with details about the couple you love. Leave the bride belly-laughing, the groom gasping for air (in a good way), and even the most distant of cousins crying into their champagne.

From sentimental details only your bestie would understand to jokes even the wedding crashers will love, I’m here to make their big day memorable and your little piece of it doable. Whether you’d like to team up or just want the dang thing over with so you can live “happily ever after”, I’m ready to collaborate or simply send you off to the printer with the perfect speech to have and to hold.